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It’s About Time SeaWorld Decided To Stop Breeding Killer Whales
This morning I woke up to a text from my younger sister Ali:
“No more captivity of whales in SeaWorld wooooo!!!! They’re donating like...
Why I Can’t Stand Being Told To ‘Watch My Drink’
Growing up, I learned that going out was a horror film where I was being set up to be abducted and raped. I would...
7 Brutally Honest Answers To Your Doctor’s Sex Questions
The one thing I dread, and I mean hide-my-face-in-shame-don’t-make-eye-contact-dread is when I go to the doctor’s for a checkup and get bombarded by her...
You Know Damn Well We Should Never Have Broken Up
Do you remember that one Valentine’s Day we spent separately, 5 hours apart from each other because we were both away at school? That...
The Harsh Reality Of Losing Guy Friends Once You Get A Boyfriend
I would say that I have more guy friends than girl friends. As cliché as it is of a girl to say that, it’s...
I’ve Never Done Drugs, But My Generation Makes Me Feel Like I Need To
I remember when I was in middle school and our friends would call their moms, we would yell things like “Light up this blunt!”...
9 Creepy Things You Do At The Beginning Of A Relationship
You know that pre-honeymoon phase in a relationship? Those few “I won’t poop anywhere near you” months where you’re not comfortable enough to reveal...
The Truth Behind Why Asking For What You Want Is So Terrifying
A couple of weeks ago, I told my best friend that I wanted to get a tattoo, but that I didn’t know how to...
20 Ridiculous Things We’ve All Done To Get Away With Underage Drinking
Believe it or not, there was once a time when we could not order our own beer at the bar. We all waited faithfully...
15 Times Andy Dwyer Was The Epitome Of College Life
At some point while binge-watching Parks and Rec in my apartment and eating away my troubles, I realized that Andy Dwyer is not unlike...




















