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10 Things Guys Don’t Understand About Girls
While there may be a laundry list of things guys do that leave ladies wondering, there are quite a few things that girls do...
Why Do Girls Go To the Bathroom in Groups?
To all of you boys out there, I know you’ve seen it happen time and time again. You’re drinking at the bar with your...
Finding Your Natural Habitat In College Park
In the wake of a fast approaching second semester, it’s that time of the year again to start thinking about where you’re going to...
Till Graduation Do Us Part: The Ultimate UMD Bucket List
After four years of attending this amazing university (don’t worry super seniors, this technically involves you too), there are several things you, as a...
TV’s Heartthrob Throwbacks
Some people are lucky enough to have real life, right in front of them, normal human heartthrobs. Then there are some people who aren’t...
Honesty is the Best Policy: Legging Season
Let's be honest. Despite what the weatherman says, the climate from October until March in this "Livable Community" is less predictable than the bouncers...
Greek Tailgate or Weak Tailgate?
For the first time ever, the University is encouraging UMD Greek life to tailgate on-campus rather than satellite houses notorious for the best day...
How to Lure, Make Out, and Get your Chapter Suspended: GTech ΦKT Style
Another questionable e-mail leaked from a Greek social chair. *sigh* Is it really just to get attention at this point? This week’s star is...
College Cougars: How Young is Too Young?
Within the four years of every girl’s college life, there comes a time when we are no longer considered the “new girls” on campus....
Handbags Exposed: What You Find in a Girl’s Bag
Ah, the oversized bag trend. It has become more and more popular over the years, yet I still remember my first NYC designer knock...





















