6 Things All Millennials Actually Want For Christmas
When the holidays are starting to creep in, my mom always leaves notes (or more recently sends out group texts) to my Dad, brother,...
6 Reasons Christmas As An Adult Is Actually The Worst
The older that I get the more that I realize that Christmas is turning into an anxiety-induced Hallmark holiday built around making children happy...
10 Drunk Thoughts You Have While You’re Day Drinking
There are a hundred thoughts that go through your head when you’re out drinking. But most of the time, it’s only for a few...
14 Times The Grinch Was All Of Us As Adults
Growing up, I lived for Christmas. I loved everything about the holiday season: the lights, the snow, the smells, the cheer, and of course,...
9 Things You Definitely Didn’t Ask Anyone’s Opinion On
In a day and age where it’s simply so damn easy to share our opinions, we often forget that not every opinion needs to...
3 Reasons Wednesdays Are Worse Than Mondays
People are always shitting on Monday. Poor Monday. It’s just there to kick start your week, to greet you after a couple days away,...
8 Disney Princesses Who Would Be Horrible Friends
We all love Disney princesses. We’re the generation that loves them. We’re the generation that grew up wishing our princes would come, wishing we...
5 Backhanded Compliments That Actually Make You Feel Like Shit
As a female, I am often branded as dramatic and it is often said that we will over analyze anything we hear. In this...
A Love Letter To The Only Comma You Will Ever Need
This is my love letter. This is my love letter to the comma we forget to talk about, to write about, and to use....
Why I Still Find The Concept Of Santa Claus Creepy
Waking up on December 25th for Christmas morning with the family is one of the best memories I have of being a kid. All...





















