Kristina Johns
Currently a typical college student who gets excited over coupons for free meals and drinks in Louisville, Kentucky. She survives life struggles through perpetual sarcasm, completely inappropriate jokes and McDonalds sausage biscuits.
Proof That Babies Are Really Just Tiny Drunken Adults
Every summer, I take up a nannying job or two to make some extra cash/get paid to color. While nannying has taught me many...
#LoveWins: How Celebrities Helped Ignite National Marriage Equality
LOVE WINS EVERY TIME. This morning, the Supreme Court decided in a 5-4 vote to legalize gay marriage in ALL 50 states and US...
Courage: The Real Reason You Should Hate Caitlyn Jenner
As we ALL know (even my Lebanese grandmother who doesn't have Internet at her house let alone keep up with pop culture) Caitlyn Jenner has...
10 Things We Want to Ask POTUS on Twitter
God Bless America and let freedom ring, our President has gotten a twitter. This is exciting news, people.. We all know there is a...
Why You Need To Fall In Love With The Little Things In Life
As a college student, we are given this figurative outline of how our life is supposed to play out. How we're supposed to go...
The 5 Most Basic College Halloween Costumes
If it's one thing college girls live for, it's fall. We live for the pumpkin spice lattes we know have no actual pumpkin in...
The Truth Behind Why All Betches Love Reality Shows
Girls are genuinely excited about 3 things in life:
When she gets engaged.
When she gets a "buy one get one free" coupon.
When she gets to...
Why the Female Population of Generation Y is the Absolute Worst.
Alright ladies of the world, listen up. You with the double X chromosome, put down your stupid phone and start reading. Being a female...
The 10 Things We’ll Never Understand About College
‘Twas the night before college when all through the house, not a graduate was stirring, not even a drop-out. The bags were packed in...
#StopTheSubtweet: How an End to Subtweeting Will Leave Us Better Off
Twitter: A form of social media founded in 2006 as a means of communication in 140 characters or less. What started off as a...
