Kristina Johns
Currently a typical college student who gets excited over coupons for free meals and drinks in Louisville, Kentucky. She survives life struggles through perpetual sarcasm, completely inappropriate jokes and McDonalds sausage biscuits.
Proof That Babies Are Really Just Tiny Drunken Adults
Every summer, I take up a nannying job or two to...
#LoveWins: How Celebrities Helped Ignite National Marriage Equality
LOVE WINS EVERY TIME. This morning, the Supreme Court decided in...
Courage: The Real Reason You Should Hate Caitlyn Jenner
As we ALL know (even my Lebanese grandmother who doesn't have...
10 Things We Want to Ask POTUS on Twitter
God Bless America and let freedom ring, our President has gotten...
Why You Need To Fall In Love With The Little Things In Life
As a college student, we are given this figurative outline of...
The 5 Most Basic College Halloween Costumes
If it's one thing college girls live for, it's fall. We...
The Truth Behind Why All Betches Love Reality Shows
Girls are genuinely excited about 3 things in life:
When she gets...
Why the Female Population of Generation Y is the Absolute Worst.
Alright ladies of the world, listen up. You with the double...
The 10 Things We’ll Never Understand About College
‘Twas the night before college when all through the house, not...
#StopTheSubtweet: How an End to Subtweeting Will Leave Us Better Off
Twitter: A form of social media founded in 2006 as a...
