Why You Don’t Meet Guys In Clubs: The Creepiest Texting Encounter Ever
*All names in this article have been changed.
Look, I'm not stupid. I don't go to clubs expecting to find Mr. Right--in fact, guys are...
The Six Mysteries of Grinding We May Never Understand
For those of you that aren't aware, "grinding" is that dance that college kids like to do in their free time, in which it...
The Perfect Explanation to Why We Hate Crossfitters
Doing Crossfit is a giveaway that you are a huge douche-bag.
You guys want to know how to be able to tell if someone does...
Drunk, Hungry and Guilty: The Struggles of Drunk Eating
It’s three o’clock in the morning when you finally drop your drunk-ass BFFL off at her dorm. She collapses onto her bed moaning a...
Proof That Cosmo Has the Dumbest Flirting Tips Ever
Alright, how many times has this happened to you? You’re at a bar—or a house party, or a frat basement, or whatever. You see...
9 Ways to Pretend That You Know a Lot About the Superbowl
There are times in your life when you’re going to need to become what I like to call an 'Expert Bullshitter'. Being an Expert...
Completely and Totally Inappropriate Ways to Break Up With Someone
Breakups are always hard (yeah, I would know, because I've had soooooo many of them... I'm lying, I haven't actually had any). No matter...
How To Avoid Becoming A Registered Text Offender
If you are attached to your iPhone or Droid (gasp), let’s just say smartphone for all intents and purposes, you may want to pay...
Even Your Bathroom Knows You’re Single
Think you're keeping it a secret that you're single? Here's what your bathroom has to say about that:
The toilet seat is always down. In...
What Your Favorite Drink Says About You
Now correct me if I’m wrong, but life definitely becomes more exciting when you add alcohol into the mix. Oh, you’re in college?! Well...



















