Kelly Alto
@kelly_alto is a writer and comedian based in the LA area.
Should You Or Should You Not Go Through Your Significant Other’s Phone?
#AskKelly is a new Unwritten segment where our readers can ask Kelly Alto any questions they have about boys, college, or just life in...
This Is The Worst Text Your Ex Could Ever Send You
I’ve got a real problem happening here, you guys.
Do you want to know what annoys me more than seeing a cleavage car selfie or...
6 Crucial Tips That Guarantee The Best Study Abroad Experience
Studying abroad is an amazing experience that will provide you with personal growth, involvement with a new culture, and something that looks great on...
Why Does It Feel So Good To Be So Gross?
My boyfriend and I have been living together for about 8 months now, which has been great. It’s like living with your best friend...
They Always Win: Why Crazy Girls Are Actually Brilliant
Do you guys ever do that thing where you purposely make your boyfriend a greasy snack (like tater tots) so that the grease from...
Why Men Are The Reason That Hot And Slutty Have The Same Definition
It’s Sunday night, you’re just now getting over your hangover and wasting time on Facebook scrolling through your News Feed looking at all the...
Why You Are Doing It Wrong: An Open Letter To The #FitChicks of Social Media
Dear “#FitChicks”,
First of all, don’t worry; I’m not about to scoff being fit.
I am also not going to go on an annoying rant about...
12 Reasons Why ‘The Perfect Proposal’ Video Was Actually The Worst Proposal
It’s not abnormal for me to spend the larger portion of my day scoffing at the articles and videos that have gone viral on...
How Modern Day Love Has Turned Into A Game…Who’s Winning?
Nothing feeds our generations anxiety more than the classic apprehensiveness of the if/what/when to text the person you’re maybe, kind of sort of crushing...
Chelsea Handler Retiring: The Ground Break Is Worth The Heart Break
After Chelsea Handler’s seven year run as an innovative woman talk show host, I think it’s time we show our sharp and witty homegirl...
