Kelly Alto
@kelly_alto is a writer and comedian based in the LA area.
Football: Facts And Feelings From A Girl Who Chooses Not To Care
Every year as football season approaches, we brace ourselves for the radical variety of reactions. Your timeline is probably already polluted with frat guy...
How My Love Life Went From 50 Shades Of Grey To Gay
Whether girls want to admit it or not, we all have sexual fantasies. We all crave lust and the feeling of being desired and...
Once Upon A Louboutin: Dating A Millionaire Isn’t Everything
Two years ago I moved to Los Angeles, which Miley Cyrus describes as ‘the land of fame and success’. I was initially nervous to...
Breakup Season: Why Summer Is The Best Time Of The Year To Be Single
Every year when the weather gets warmer, the couples become fewer. I like to call this time ‘breakup season’. It deserves to be it’s...
The ‘What Are We?’ Complex: College Dating Explained
Have you ever been in the situation with someone where it feels like you’re dating, seems like you’re dating, looks like you’re dating but...
The Pleasures Of Post-Grad: Why Your 20s Are The Best Time Of Your Life
Ugh, we all follow that fratty douchebag on Twitter who can’t let go of college. You see him tweeting, frequently about his oh-so-serious ‘post-grad...
The Perfect Explanation to Why We Hate Crossfitters
Doing Crossfit is a giveaway that you are a huge douche-bag.
You guys want to know how to be able to tell if someone does...
Psychology of Love: Why Girls Chase After Bad Boys
Dating assholes has been an eternal struggle for girls everywhere. You hear your girlfriends complaining about it, you hear yourself complaining about it; and...
