Welcome to the itty bitty titty committee! But, for real, isn’t it funny how guys want girls to have a perfect body? To have big boobs so they have their view of the perfect woman? Jokes on you, guys, because if we’re being honest, small boobs rock! Having small boobs is one of my many qualities that I truly am grateful for, here’s why…
- You don’t need to wear two bras when you go for a run.
One sports bra is plenty, and you don’t have to worry about washing two. Bonus x2.
- Men give you eye contact.
We small-chested, fun-sized ladies don’t have to worry about a guy staring at our chest. Instead, we can have a full conversation with them looking into our eyes.
- Wearing a bra isn’t always necessary.
We can get away with going bra-less, and it’s fabulous. If you have a strapless, backless dress, we don’t have to go out shopping for a new bra. Our ta-tas can be free without people noticing.
- Bralettes are always an option.
They give us enough support and padding. Bralettes or a tank top with a built-in bra? We can work it.
- Your back thanks you.
Big boobs can cause back problems and bad posture. We don’t carry around that extra 20 pounds, or so. Your confidence levels thank you.
- We look younger.
This wasn’t always a positive thing when we were in high school, but now it’s great. We don’t have to worry about sagging. Yay for perkiness!
- Summertime was made for you.
Think about all the clothing. They were made for ladies with small boobs. Strapless, backless tank tops? Grab em’! Wear ANY bikini you want without looking too sexy. You can even run in a sports bra, or bikini top without looking like Pamela Anderson.
- You feel more pleasure in bed
Forget those porn stars and Playboy magazines… having smaller boobs means less fat tissue, therefore more sensitive areas for the bedroom.
- Summertime tanning
We all know that summer requires multiple hours of tanning and relaxing. There is nothing more peaceful than laying on a boat in the middle of the lake with no top on. No uncomfortableness and no tan lines… what gets better than that?
- Your itty-bitties will be on your side during pregnancy
Small boobs adjust to lactation better than big boobs. Also, it’s less likely that we will get stretch marks when Mary-Kate and Ashley grow bigger during pregnancy.
You should be proud to be a part of the itty-bitty-titty-club. The IBTC looks out for your health, fashion, and wallet because bras can be expensive!
Are you a member of the IBTC? If you are, let us know why you love your twins.
Collaboration with Ashlyn Thomson
Featured Image via maliamurphy.