15 Funny Captions That Will Make Your Instagram Photos Stand Out

With social media an important part of our lives, captions are everything. The perfect caption can make other people pay attention to your photos and videos. But how can you come up with a caption that draws people to your posts? We’ve got you covered! Here’s a roundup of funny captions for every type of photo you post:

Friend Photo Captions:

We all love posting photos that show how much we love our friends. If you and your friends share the same sense of humor, try out one of these captions to show how much you appreciate them.

  1. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” — Unknown
  1. “I was an innocent being once, but then my best friend came along.” — Unknown
  1. “I would take a Nerf bullet for you.” — Unknown
  1. “Real friendship is when your best friend comes over to your place, and then you both just take a nap.” — Unknown

Family Photo Captions:

Family: You can’t live with them, you can’t live without them! If you love posting pics of your fam on the ‘gram, spice up your photos with one of these captions.

  1. “My family is tempermental. Half-temper, half-mental.” — Unknown
  1. “In our family, we don’t hide crazy. We put it on the porch and give it a cocktail!” — Unknown
  1. “My family doesn’t go crazy. They are crazy.” — Unknown
  1. “You call it chaos. We call it a family.” — Unknown
  1. “Whoever said, “Love ’em the way they are” wasn’t talking about family.” — Unknown

Selfie Photo Captions:

We all love a good selfie, but the right caption can take the perfect photo to the next level. Ramp up your flawless selfie with one of these funny, self-deprecating captions.

  1. “Life Status: Currently holding it all together with just one bobby pin…” — Unknown
  1. “I’m not clumsy! I can’t help that there are so many walls in my way.” — Unknown
  1. “I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” — Unknown
  1. “This is my awkward face. Oh wait, that’s just me all the time.” — Unknown
  1. “My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat.” — Unknown
  1. “At least I hate myself as much as I hate everybody else.” — Unknown

We all love a good joke, especially as a social media caption. So next time you’re looking for the perfect caption to spice up your latest Instagram picture, especially with any of these insult jokes, try one of these funny quotes and watch the likes roll in!

Featured Photo by Jose Martinez on Unsplash.


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