When listening to some songs we really aren’t always sure what the lyrics are. While these misheard lyrics were definitely not intentional. I still find them hilarious to hear because they are usually so absurd. Some even fit the context of the songs perfectly! Sure, the lyrics might not always be right in actuality, but who says you can’t remix them with the alternative lyrics you may hear by mistake?
Before He Cheats – Carrie Underwood
The actual lyric: “I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights.”
What I hear: “I took a Louisville slugger to both her thighs.”
I Feel It Coming – The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk
The actual lyric: “I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe.”
What I hear: “I feel her cuming, I feel her cuming babe.”
Livin’ On A Prayer – Bon Jovi
The actual lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.”
What I hear: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”
Bang Bang – Jessie J ft. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
The actual lyric: “Bang bang into the room.”
What I hear: “Bang bang into the womb.”
Blank Space – Taylor Swift
The actual lyric: “Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.”
What I hear: “Gotta love the Starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.”
Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee
The actual lyric: “You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear.”
What I hear: “You will get a scent of little Felix, when you hear.”
Heart Attack – Demi Lovato
The actual lyric: “So I’m putting my defences up, cuz I don’t wanna fall in love.”
What I hear: “So I’m putting my defenes up, cuz I don’t wanna fart out loud.”
Party In the USA – Miley Cyrus
The actual lyric: “Welcome to the land of fame excess, woo! Am I gonna fit in?”
What I hear: “Welcome to the land of flaming sex, woo! Am I gonna fit in?”
That Don’t Impress Me Much – Shania Twain
The actual lyric: “I can’t believe you kiss your car good night.”
What I hear: “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night.”
When I Grow Up – The Pussycat Dolls
The actual lyric: “When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies.”
What I hear: “When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies.”
You know, I really do prefer my version of Before He Cheats where she beats that girls thighs better because it accurately fits in better to the rage of the song. I find it so fitting to sing “I feel her cumming” because the lyrics fit perfectly with the context of the song.
So go listen to these songs and create a remix version to sing at the most random times in front of your friends. That will definitely cause a good laugh and make you seem like a total influencer!
Featured Image Via I Feel It Coming Music Video
