No one is more heartbroken than I am each time Taylor Swift and her man of the moment part ways.
*checks to see why #hiddleswift is trending* pic.twitter.com/G3ivfjojfL
— B❤️ (@b_vega15) September 6, 2016
To everyone saying “it must be her”, you can talk to the hand. To everyone making hilarious puns and inserting GIFs to your tweets, I can appreciate how you try to lift my spirits in my time of need. Here are some of the best ones to help you laugh your grief away:
1. There’s a little Tyra level anger in all of us right now.
I defended #Hiddleswift so much lol ☹️ still got love for me girl, and thank god Tom Hiddleston is a gentleman 👏 👏 pic.twitter.com/NxUG5w2LqJ
— thoughts (@ooblar) September 6, 2016
2. There is someone more interested publicity than her!?
“Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.” #Hiddleswift pic.twitter.com/CIEgua0tRV
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) September 6, 2016
3. Regret will follow you forever.
When you remember you wore that “I ♥ TS” tank top. pic.twitter.com/xDuPM5pOWW
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 6, 2016
4. Karma always catches up to you.
Currently waiting for Calvin Harris’ shady comment on the Hiddleswift breakup like: pic.twitter.com/iZSat11FDl
— Alexis Amezquita (@AlexisAmezquita) September 6, 2016
5. Don’t even test those songwriting skills!
i tried to date Loki
now my heart is broke-y
he set it on fire – where’s Smokey
my favorite pokemom is Froakie
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) September 6, 2016
6. Everyone appreciates a Harry Potter reference.
I’m sorry but #hiddleswift sounds like the worst house to be sorted into at #hogwarts. pic.twitter.com/JHCzK1chpV
— Christopher Desantis (@DesantisChris) September 6, 2016
7. Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate! Especially those opposed to Loki!
Wait so people actually thought this was a real relationship #Hiddleswift pic.twitter.com/n5EEzd6SVM
— Kaley ♡PCD AF (@StrawlarryMilk) September 7, 2016
8. Was she cheating on him in the projection room above the auditorium?!
Well that lasted long #Hiddleswift pic.twitter.com/qs6LbvqlTR
— Sam Podann (@samanthapodann) September 6, 2016
9. You clicked on this didn’t you?
@ alllll the media writing about #Hiddleswift pic.twitter.com/gzGdRb71sD
— QuanDisney (@QuanDisney) September 6, 2016
And, yes, everyone is saying ‘I told you so’ but I will always be on her side. I will buy that Calvin album; I will buy that Tom album; I will buy albums after that too. Even if you don’t like her, you have to admit she’s created quite the following for herself. When all is said is done, she’s a twenty something year old girl, dating her way through the frogs, under everyone’s scrutiny. Give her a break.
Feature Image via Taylor Swift and Wikimedia.