Season 4 of a Netflix classic is just around the corner! With less than 24 hours to go until the ladies of Litchfield grace us with their presence, it’s only right that we provide you with a drinking game to get you excited. Whether you use the game while you last-minute binge up (that’s bingeing and catching up!) or you use it to slow down your binge of season 4, may the vodka flow and your liver keep up.
Take a shot or 5 second wine chug every time:
1. A fight breaks out in the kitchen
2. Someone says the word “prison”
3. You see a shot of the white prison granny panties
4. Caputo complains about how hard his job is
5. Mirelo cries
6. Soso talks about some demonstration where she protested at
7. Norma’s blank face enters the screen
8. You wonder WTF happened to Bennett. Who leaves a baby like that?
9. Someone gets sent to max security
10. You shake your head at Pennsatucky
11. WHEN YOU ACTUALLY FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ALEX BECAUSE DRUG CARTEL MAN CAME AND YOU’RE FREAKING OUT!
12. Poussey and Soso get it on
13. Someone is freed from the SHU
14. Someone mentions that elusive chicken
And there you have it folks. Chances are, you won’t even make it through half of this list before you’re passed out and Netflix asks if you want to continue watching. So raise a glass to the women of Litchfield, may you (and them) make it out of season 4 alive!
Featured image via screengrab of Season 4 Trailer