The Truth About Having A Threesome With Two Guys

The fantasy of having a threesome is often desired by men, and it typically involves them with two women. It’s not common for straight men to be eager to have sex with a woman and include another male, let alone a friend. 

Yet somehow, I’ve had two different threesomes with different guys.

I know it sounds bad. However, just because I had a threesome with them does not mean they necessarily shoved their penis inside of me. Just to clarify.

For starters, both groups consisted of teammates. The first time it happened, they both played for a local hockey team. They also were best friends, unbeknownst to me. However, I was already hooking up with both of them. I had no clue they knew each other until I went to one of their games and saw them both.

Long story short, the threesome just sort of happened. 

The second time, they were all players on the local OHL hockey team. In this case, there were actually three guys involved. One of the guys even went on to play in the NHL, which is kind of cool now. One night I showed interest in one guy and somehow it evolved into “that” happening in the back of a minivan in a Catholic high school parking lot. It was not what I intended, but hey, I certainly wasn’t complaining.

So, how do threesomes with two guys actually go down?

How it normally starts is you definitely only kiss one guy. Usually, it’s the first guy you start going at it with. And if you suck their dick first, he might kiss you afterward, but it’s rare. So don’t expect any kissing. And you can probably say goodbye to you getting pleased orally or having them suck on your breasts too.

They’ll feel them, but heaven forbid someone’s mouth touching where someone else’s mouth touched before.

While you make out with one guy and maybe give him head, another will come up and expect you to rub him a little bit or maybe start sucking him off too. It’s like clockwork how they casually just want to get involved. They might take turns getting you naked, you know, one takes off your top half and one takes off the bottom. It actually kind of made me feel like a child, and was not really sexy like you see in porn. 

At first, one guy will usually be receiving a blow job and the other will be having sex the good old fashioned way. In one of my circumstances, one guy went in my vag and the other went the dirt road while the last guy was in my mouth. Or someone would be standing out getting jacked off while I was being pounded. It really varied and depended on the guys’ comfort level with each other.

Let me tell you one thing about the positions: it is not as easy as they make it seem in porn. And it’s not as easy as if it were with two girls and one guy.

When there are guys who need to put things in places, it’s far from glamorous and definitely isn’t easy. Sure, it felt weird getting double penetrated and it was hard to focus. But I didn’t enjoy the awkward ways I had to bend to make it work in the confined space.

And yes, guys might giggle or get turned off if they touch the other guy. In both my experiences, some of the guys had a hard time getting hard or staying hard, especially if they touched legs with their buddy. If I heard, “Dude, move your leg,” or, “I can feel your leg hair,” once, I heard it a dozen times. Sure, it was funny at times because the banter, in general, wasn’t overly sexy but it was still something out of the ordinary. 

Keep in mind, the physical pain after is unlike no other.

Obviously, your muscles are going to hurt from moving and doing poses in unusual positions. Sure, your vag might hurt naturally and your jaw or throat. But if you do anal and aren’t used to it… my God it’ll be unbearable. After both times, I found that everything hurt for days, and it wasn’t the fun reminder kind of hurt. 

Overall, I was not a fan of having a threesome with two males (let alone three), probably because I was only 17-18 years old. It wasn’t an ideal situation and maybe the inexperience (looking back) made it worse than what it could have been. Sure, it was a new and exciting experience, but it wasn’t at all what I thought it’d be like. I’d prefer it with two girls and one guy just out of pure convenience and for the sake of how physically demanding it was. 

So, if you’re planning on having a new sexual experience, I’d reconsider the idea of sleeping with two men at the same time, unless you really, really want to try it.

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10 COMMENTS

  1. Typical skank who thinks she’s special because she “ho’d it up” when she was younger and actually attractive. Now looks back and regrets those days but STILL won’t warn younger girls so she can continue to justify her failures to herself. Not unique or interesting at all.

  2. This can be fun but requires men heteroflexible or maybe one bi. Men love to think about 2 women & 1 male yet reality is 1 male isn’t likely to please 2 women in a session. It also requires 1 female to be bi. It can’t be old thinking systems either. As 28 year old straight male, I experienced this a lot when I was 26, single, finishing college. A good friend of mine who is also straight male & a female who is now married were the two.

    In my experience, the men can’t have hang-ups including believing a female is somehow a slut because of it. Best ways are dog style one man from behind while other gets oral or best for her is two men legs wrapped around each other, penises together for her to sit on as one. We did that a lot. She’d have intense orgasms as she rode us. As men inside her together it was intense tightness & we’d orgasm & ejaculate at the same times. Best orgasms of my life at the time. We’d usually get off two or three times. It requires that heteroflexible male bonding & secure about your own orientation which we were & then it’s fantastic.

  3. Any women who has a threesome with two guys is not marriage material period. I personally think it’s kind of humiliating for a women and just about every guy I know thinks that also they wouldn’t even date them women just don’t get it also guys would not have a relationship with a modern women they will tell them it’s their body and they can do what they want but the guys just agree with them because they are easy but again they would never date them and any man who doesn’t fell that way is probably a doormat . Sorry but this is the truth and if I was female I wouldn’t want to be with a guy who has had numerous partners I have numerous male clients in their twenty’s and they tell me if they don’t get married soon they probably never will because if they wait the women will have to many sexual partners and they don’t want a women who has had twenty or more dicks in their mouth or vagina sorry , if you want to know what guys talk about this is it

  4. Lol y’all are definitely a bunch of low life assholes who clearly have a boring sex life. If you’re jealous that she had any kind of threesome before you did then just say that.

  5. This is a terrible article, just because your experience was like this does not mean all guys will act this way. Lame

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