21 Mortifying Sex Stories You Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Let’s be honest: an embarrassing moment during sex is bound to happen at least once in everyone’s life. And while it is absolutely mortifying, it’s also undeniably hilarious when it happens to you or someone else. 

In a recent Twitter thread, users replied to a post revealing their most embarrassing sex moments. They will all leave you feeling second-hand embarrassed (but will also give you some serious laughs). Here are 21 stories you won’t believe happened: 

Was hooking up with this dude and he pulled out a magnum condom and not to be mean, but my guy really didn’t need it. Needless to say after like 2 minutes he’s done and I turn around and there’s no condom on his dick…that shit fell off INSIDE OF ME. I left immediately

— weebtrash (@xo_camero) August 12, 2019

That’s every girl’s worst nightmare. Could you imagine the trip to the emergency room and how awkward that would have been? Especially if it was still full of cum?

https://twitter.com/Candy_Jaye/status/1160740749299920897

YIKES! That’s embarrassing. At least he knows a good product. 

https://twitter.com/dajasanae12/status/1160709437595762689

Red. Flag.

https://twitter.com/hebgolden/status/1160806217230381056

“Fuck, I’m going to jail.”

I could easily see how he would have thought that.

https://twitter.com/_QueenHarris_/status/1160744019279794176

To anyone else who had braces: Did this ever happen to you too?

https://twitter.com/Jordanthelibra/status/1160757336811745280

To be fair, a “milky” substance will come out… eventually.

We had just eaten some pizza an hour before, so I thought it was safe to give him that slurptastic 3000. Nope pic.twitter.com/Q4ZP69OxW8

— ◇ that purple girl ◇ (@Indibaby_) August 11, 2019

You mean to tell me this girl threw up on his dick? If that were me, I’d never even want to eat a hot dog or a sausage again!

You ever tried to have shower sex but fell out the tub?

— Ya girl’s fave (@mrwarrenwillis) August 12, 2019

I hate to admit that this happened to me on more than one occasion. Now, it’s not even worth it anymore. 

https://twitter.com/kal_enoughsaid2/status/1160721577320833025

SHE PUT HIS CUM BACK INTO HIS MOUTH!

I am weak!

Cumming too fast than playing it off by saying I heard gun shots I gotta go make sure nobody got hit

— Snook (@RookSnook) August 12, 2019

Who the hell says this to someone?

I was with this girl who like it ROUGH rough and we were basically fighting with sex and like I slapped her and she liked it so I did it again and she punched in my face…like full force walloped me in my shit and I lost my hard on and just kind of went home

— Theo (@RealKeenama) August 12, 2019

Um, guess it wasn’t completely consensual after all?

I was ballsdeep & the girls dog jumped on the bed and layed down and cuddled on my asscheeks :/

— El Claudio (@larry_dahh_boss) August 12, 2019

This isn’t necessarily awkward. However, it is cute. 

https://twitter.com/sanchezs979/status/1160750069324247040

To be honest, do any of us blame her for leaping? That would burn more than a yeast infection. 

https://twitter.com/Marley_Adaii/status/1160707646166638594

It happens to the best of us, girlfriend.

https://twitter.com/morgster3/status/1160723268745256960

This is actually a really creative come back to a horribly awkward situation that could ensue at any given moment. Just laugh it off and move on!

https://twitter.com/_____tc/status/1160759734087106560

That’s what happens when they want to play games. To quote DJ Khalid, he “played himself.”

https://twitter.com/xnbabes/status/1160763985785868288

And now, everyone who was ever contemplating trying anal never will, and anyone who has won’t do it again. 

I was with this girl I met on a dating app, she let me hit it from the back and I smelled something and I thought it was my ass(I just finish running around and playing ball) when she flicked them lights on the condom was brown and wet!

— Raw reeeeee (@BaseFormRory) August 12, 2019

Seriously. No one will ever want to try anal sex again after this. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH one time I was getting hit from the back and I always throw my hair back to give em a hint to pull my hair you know , so I throw my hair back and he fucking yanks my hair so hard that my neck fucking cracked LMFAO bitch I lowkey wanted to cry pic.twitter.com/TsTTyergpU

— TheGhettoPrincess (@BrithanyCrespo) August 12, 2019

That’s kind of like when you stand up after riding him and your hips crack into a new position… And as a result, you sound like the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz when he needs oil. 

https://twitter.com/Dapeachstategod/status/1160731311205752834

Seems like this wasn’t a good match.

https://twitter.com/queenofc_/status/1160674373281427456

I would just about die if this happened to me. Because you know, if you’re squirting, that’s a damn good orgasm being ruined. 

Some of these stories were cringey, some were hilarious, and others were the scariest type of sex situation imaginable. Any of these have the potential to happen to you at any given moment, but don’t worry. We know that these individuals survived, and now it’s just a funny story. Just remember to always laugh it off — and don’t let it ruin your sexy time.

What’s your most embarrassing (and now funny) story? Tell us in the comments!

Featured image from h@svechnikov via Unsplash.