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Your Go-To Drink Order Based On Your Zodiac Sign

A careful read of your horoscope can reveal many things you never noticed or never even knew about yourself. Your zodiac sign might even say a lot about your preferred alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. So, if you’ve ever wondered what the stars have in store for you at the bar, then keep reading! Cheers!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Being honest and straightforward, Capricorns don’t want complications; so their drink choice will be simple. They prefer whiskey or vodka with a twist of lime, and they’ll most likely have a go-to choice of beer or wine. When they have no time to play, a simple shot of espresso will do the trick for Capricorns.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Ah, the Aquarius; the quirky sign of the zodiac. They have an affinity for wine. They’d rather not, but if they absolutely had to choose a drink high in alcohol it would be rum. Rum will surely loosen up the Aquarians. They also have a deep love for coffee and, as the zodiac sign who prides themselves on being unique, they’ll make sure their coffee is original; Aquarians will never settle for a PSL or a Skinny Latte.


Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Sweet wine and liquor are the best choices for this sensitive and imaginative sign. But, Pisces aren’t afraid of a little bitterness in their drinks either. One of their favorites is Jägermeister. This is because their personality matches Jäger – sweet and spicy all at once. Pisces don’t usually go for coffee, but when they do it’s a simple black coffee.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries are excellent at adapting and they blend well with lots of different personality types. So, what’s the drink that goes well anywhere? Vodka! Just like vodka mixes well with all kinds of sodas, and energy drinks, so do the Aries with lots of people and places. Never mind the caffeine, if someone could drink vodka at any time of the day, you’d definitely be the one, Aries!


Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

This earth sign loves being practical and choosing drinks they have tried and liked before. Their choice of alcohol will almost always be scotch or cognac. It’s what the best people drink. Plus, the Taurus is secretly a foodie and is obsessed with chocolate. Yep, that’s right! Taurus is the one ordering a Grande Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Geminis get bored easily and sometimes don’t even finish their drink. Tequila is perfect for you, Gemini! This combination will almost always end in trouble, but Gemini doesn’t care. They just want to take their clothes off! The day after, when they can’t remember anything from the night before, just be kind to them and order them the newest coffee on the menu.


Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

They are the romantics of the zodiac and they have a gift for nurturing. Cancers like cozy, warm flavors. Sure, they’ll drink beer or wine, but they would rather go for cognac. Vanilla is their flavor and the combination of vanilla with milk will warm them up and bring back memories of childhood.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Whiskey. Why? Because like this bold and popular drink, you’re not always preferred by everybody and that’s perfectly fine with you, Leo. Only a select group of people get to enjoy your company. Also, a Caramel Macchiato is the perfect coffee beverage for the Leo. It’s creative and luxurious, suitable for the sophisticated life this sign leads.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll only ever be as classy as the drink in your hand. So, you will go with a Gin & Tonic. Gin has a surprisingly good taste and is the perfect companion for many cocktails. Just like a Virgo, Gin can make a bad first impression, but they are both worth a second chance. As for caffeine, the Virgo is calculated and rational. They have a lot on their plate, you know? So, an iced green tea will keep them going.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The Libra brings out the best in people with their charming ways. This air sign is easy-going and has a great a sense of humor. Naturally, their drinks won’t require a lot of fuss. Libras like Rum and they might even go for a Pina Colada and then ask for the song to be played in the bar. They aren’t the ones taking a long time to decide in line for coffee either; a PSL is their cure-all.

Scorpio (October 22 – November 21)

This sign is dark and intense. That’s why their drinks will have to match their personality. A dark beer or some liquor is best, but surprisingly this sign is a hidden lover of moonshine. It’s hardcore, just like them. The wild Scorpio will also like a tea infused with strong flavors.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

They are adventurous and they like all things glamorous. Vodka on the rocks will almost always be their choice, but they won’t be afraid to go for any other drinks that contain vodka. You also love a Flat White, because this coffee is as international as you. What else can you drink while reminiscing over past adventures and planning new ones?

If none of the above suggestions sound good to you, don’t despair! There are so many other drink choices out there. And, whether you’re a quirky Aquarius or a fun-loving Gemini, don’t forget to drink responsibly and know when to stop.

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