We’ve all heard those crazy (and sometimes disturbing) pick up lines that men have pulled. I have never been much of a Tinderella myself, but after a drunken night out I decided give this crazy app a try. I challenged the men of Tinder to give it their all, and send me their best pick up lines. This, ladies and gentleman, is the plethora of hilarious one liners I have received; and this is just the tip of the iceberg.
1. I’d rather be a Maserati, but a Caravan’s alright too I suppose…
2. Getting a strong feeling I should be calling the police. What the hell does that even mean?!
3. I think he’s looking for Tidal, not Tinder. Easy there DJ Douchebag.
4. I like my babies whole, not in halves.
5. Well not everyone can be George Washington – thank God for that.
6. We’re not in middle school any more. #cooties
7. Will Smith coming in clutch.
8. Just keep em’ coming.
9. Well I’d really hate to have paramedics accompany us on our first date.
10. I may even let you take me out with a smooth line like this.
11. At least he’s keeping up on his world issues…
12. This is just too damn smooth.
13. Appeasing to my inner psychology major. #PavlovForLife
14. Well that’s why I go into bars too.
15. Will you be the Ryan Gosling to my Rachel McAdams. Committed.
16. I still don’t understand where he was trying to go with this…
17. JK Rowling would be proud.
18. Just going to leave this here.
19. Well I hope there wasn’t too much damage done.
20. By far my favorite.
21. Too soon man, too soon.
22. I’ve always been told I make for a good trophy.
23. Bruce Wayne can come to my bar any day. #Salty
24. Fairy tales are a sure way to a woman’s heart.
25. My dad is actually an engineer thank you very much. #Peeta
26. Making a #brEXIT from this conversation
27. And of course, ending with a classic.
But really, who doesn’t love a good line? Apps like tinder can always be fun if you don’t take them too seriously. It’s a great way to connect and have conversations with new people you wouldn’t normally (and may not ever) meet. So, if you’re having a hard time breaking the ice with that special someone you matched with, try using one of these. Hopefully you can make them laugh just as much as I did.