These Are The Top 125 Party Schools In The Nation

It’s time to rank the top 125 colleges where students drink to blackout and find comfort in random hookups. How did we conduct this research? Well, let’s see. First, we looked into seeing how often the college is in the news for alcohol related arrests. Second, we looked into seeing what a school’s track record is for alcohol use. Lastly, we asked students from across the country what they had to say about alcohol use at their colleges. From all the information we received, here’s our list:

1. Southern Methodist University
2. Columbia University
3. Boston University
4. University of Maine
5. University of Connecticut
6. University of Illinois at Chicago
7. University of Tampa
8. Seton Hall University
9. Loyola University Maryland
10. SUNY Stony Brook
11. University of San Francisco
12. SUNY New Paltz
13. Catholic University of America
14. Chapman University
15. Georgia Tech
16. Colorado State University
17. SUNY Albany
18. Florida Atlantic University
19. George Washington University
20. Towson University
21. Tulane University
22. University at Buffalo
23. University of Iowa
24. University of Pittsburgh
25. University of San Diego
26. Loyola Marymount University
27. San Francisco State University
28. TCNJ
29. Vanderbilt University
30. Sonoma State University
31. James Madison University
32. Iowa State University
33. Southern Illinois University
34. University of Hawaii
35. Texas A&M University
36. Kent State University
37. UMass Dartmouth
38. University of New Haven
39. Quinnipiac University
40. West Virginia University
41. Florida Gulf Coast University
42. East Carolina University
43. University of Wisconsin Eau Claire
44. University of North Carolina Wilmington
45. University of Florida
46. Bloomsburg University
47. Monmouth University
48. University of Colorado at Boulder
49. Illinois State University
50. Old Dominion University
51. Georgia State University
52. University of Tennessee
53. California State University Fullerton
54. University of Arkansas
55. Boise State University
56. Auburn University
57. Pepperdine University
58. University of Oklahoma
59. High Point University
60. University of Maryland College Park
61. SUNY Cortland
62. University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)
63. Fordham University
64. Florida State University
65. Bentley University
66. Montclair State University
67. Kutztown University
68. Purdue University
69. DePaul University
70. University of Miami, FL
71. University of Cincinnati
72. George Mason University
73. Penn State University
74. University of Nebraska Lincoln
75. Virginia Tech
76. Ohio University
77. Lehigh University
78. Texas Christian University (TCU)
79. Cornell University
80. Oregon State
81. University of Texas Austin
82. University of Kansas
83. Elon University
84. Temple University
85. Clemson University
86. Ball State University
87. Northern Arizona University
88. University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
89. SUNY Binghamton
90. North Carolina State University (NC State)
91. Northeastern University
92. UC San Diego (UCSD)
93. University of Denver
94. University of Vermont
95. University of Michigan
96. Baylor University
97. West Chester University
98. Georgia Southern University
99. Rutgers University
100. UMass Amherst
101. University of Kentucky
102. USC
103. San Diego State University
104. University of South Carolina
105. Saint Joseph’s University
106. Saint Louis University (SLU)
107. Mizzou
108. Michigan State University
109. Arizona State University
110. Boston College
111. University of Minnesota
112. University of Wisconsin-Madison
113. Indiana University
114. Coastal Carolina University
115. University of Arizona
116. California State University Chico
117. University of Delaware
118. University of Georgia
119. University of Alabama
120. Syracuse University
121. UC Santa Barbara
122. UCLA
123. UC Berkeley
124. UPenn (University of Pennsylvania)
125. Ohio State University

If you’re just getting out of high school and your school is at the top of this list, don’t show your parents. If you’re still in school and looking for colleges and partying is a priority for you, go with a school in California, New York, Pennsylvania, or anywhere else on the East Coast – because they know how to party. If you’re still in college and attend one of these schools, you are probably a degenerate. If you are an alum, I’m sorry. 

Originally published on University Primetime by Lindsay Goobersoly

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