10 Thoughts You Have When Your Friends Start Getting Engaged

It’s happening. You’ve tried so hard to avoid it, to pretend like it’s not actually happening, but it’s unavoidable.

It’s engagement time.

While we all post the unanimous “AWWWWW!!!” under the wonderful engagement posts, here’s what you’re *not so secretly* saying to your other single friends, because single people complaining about other people’s happy relationships is one of our (my) specialties.

1. “Hey did you hear so-and-so got engaged?” 

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2. “Oh look, another #ISaidYes hashtag.”

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3. Parents- “So when are you getting a boyfriend?! HAHA!!!”
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4. “Hey! I got a wedding invitation in the mail!”
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5. “Look at her ring.”
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6.“Aw! The engagement photo shoot with *completely* candid laughter!!”
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7. “Their wedding song is ‘Thinking Out Loud’ by Ed Sheeran.”
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8. “Are you bringing a Plus 1?”
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9. “HOW IS SHE ENGAGED AND I’M STILL SINGLE. HOW.”
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10. “Being engaged is SoOoOo much fun!!”
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So there you have it, you wonderful and perfectly happy engaged people. Before you comment on how bitter I sound, I’ll save you the breath. I am 100%. Seriously though, I hate you in a completely superficial and shallow way. Oh well, sue me. I can only hope that engagements are going to be like Uggs, flip phones and Nickelback and just slowly fade away in oblivion. So, you all can have your engaged lives, we’ll have our wine and bitter complaints about it.

Featured image via MTV Instagram.

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