It’s happening. You’ve tried so hard to avoid it, to pretend like it’s not actually happening, but it’s unavoidable.
It’s engagement time.
While we all post the unanimous “AWWWWW!!!” under the wonderful engagement posts, here’s what you’re *not so secretly* saying to your other single friends, because single people complaining about other people’s happy relationships is one of our (my) specialties.
1. “Hey did you hear so-and-so got engaged?”
2. “Oh look, another #ISaidYes hashtag.”
So there you have it, you wonderful and perfectly happy engaged people. Before you comment on how bitter I sound, I’ll save you the breath. I am 100%. Seriously though, I hate you in a completely superficial and shallow way. Oh well, sue me. I can only hope that engagements are going to be like Uggs, flip phones and Nickelback and just slowly fade away in oblivion. So, you all can have your engaged lives, we’ll have our wine and bitter complaints about it.
Featured image via MTV Instagram.