30 Sexy Baseball Players You’d Love To Run The Bases With

The regular season of hockey is coming to an end, therefore, we won’t be able to watch our favorite ice babes skate around for too much longer. Naturally, and thankfully, with the end of hockey comes the start of baseball season and a different breed of men to gawk at.

For all you ‘cleat chasers’ and avid baseball fans, today marks the start of Spring Training with Pitchers and Catchers reports being released, and let’s face it, what girl isn’t ready to watch these diamond studs in tight baseball pants run around a field. That’s the kind of stuff that makes girls swoon.

For those of you know don’t know the term ‘cleat chasers’, it is primarily used to describe baseball groupies who chase baseball players in hopes of sleeping with them. Can we really blame them though?

This list consists of 30 of the hottest baseball players; for all you cleat chasers out there, you’re very welcome. 😉

30. Name: Ed Easley

Age: 29

Position: Catcher

Team: St. Louis Cardinals

ed easley

29. Name: Daniel Norris

Age: 21

Position: Pitcher

Team: Toronto Blue Jays

daniel norris

28. Name: Pete Kozma

Age: 26

Position: Infielder

Team: St. Louis Cardinals

pete kozma

27. Name: Casey Sadler

Age: 24

Position: Pitcher

Team: Pittsburgh Pirates

casey sadler

26. Name: Mike Avilés

Age: 33

Position: Infielder

Team: Cleveland Indians

Mike Aviles

25. Name: Bryce Brentz

Age: 26

Position: Outfielder

Team: Boston Red Sox

bryce brentz

24. Name: Troy Tulowitzki

Age: 30

Position: Infielder

Team: Colorado Rockies

troy tulowitzki

23. Name: Anthony DeSclafani

Age: 24

Position: Pitcher

Team: Cincinnati Reds

anthony desclafani

22. Name: Andrew Romine

Age: 29

Position: Infielder

Team: Detroit Tigers

Andrew Romine

21. Name: Cliff Lee

Age: 36

Position: Pitcher

Team: Philadelphia Phillies

cliff lee

20. Name: Skip Schumaker

Age: 34

Position: Outfielder

Team: Cincinnati Reds

Skip Schumaker

19. Name: Andrew Lambo

Age: 26

Position: Outfielder

Team: Pittsburgh Pirates

Andrew-Lambo

18. Name: Hunter Strickland

Age: 26

Position: Pitcher

Team: San Francisco Giants

hunter strickland

17. Name: Bryce Harper

Age: 22

Position: Outfielder

Team: Washington Nationals

Bryce Harper

16. Name: Chase Utley

Age: 36

Position: Infielder

Team: Philadelphia Phillies

chase utley

15. Name: Sam Fuld

Age: 33

Position: Outfielder

Team: Oakland Athletics

sam fuld 1

14. Name: Jonathan Pettibone

Age: 24

Position: Pitcher

Team: Philadelphia Phillies

MLB: Philadelphia Phiilies-Photo Day

13. Name: Brett Lawrie

Age: 25

Position: Infielder

Team: Oakland Athletics

brett lawrie

12. Name: Buster Posey

Age: 27

Position: Catcher

Team: San Francisco Giants

Buster-Posey

11. Name: C. J. Wilson

Age: 34

Position: Pitcher

Team: Los Angeles Angels

cj wilson

10. Name: Jordan Schafer

Age: 28

Position: Outfielder

Team: Minnesota Twins

jordan schafer

9. Name: Dan Jennings

Age: 27

Position: Pitcher

Team: Chicago White Sox

daniel jennings

8. Name: Dustin Ackley

Age: 26

Position: Infielder

Team: Seattle Mariners

dustin ackley

7. Name: Jonathan Lucroy

Age: 28

Position: Catcher

Team: Milwaukee Brewers

johnathan lucroy

6. Name: Brett Gardner

Age: 31

Position: Outfielder

Team: New York Yankees

brett gardner

5. Name: Cole Hamels

Age: 31

Position: Pitcher

Team: Philadelphia Phillies

cole hamels

4. Name: Trevor Plouffe

Age: 28

Position: Infielder

Team: Minnesota Twins

trevor plouffe

3. Name: Charlie Culberson

Age: 25

Position: Infielder

Team: Colorado Rockies

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2. Name: Kevin Kiermaier

Age: 24

Position: Outfielder

Team: Tampa Bay Rays

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1. Name: Brandon Barnes

Age: 28

Position: Outfielder

Team: Colorado Rockies

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These players’ positions say a lot more than where they are on the field, but alludes to how they are in bed, if you know what I mean.

Pitcher – The unnatural motion of pitching is nothing new to them, so go ahead and try out that new unique position you found in the Kama Sutra, a pitcher would be up for the challenge.

Catcher – They are very familiar with the importance of fingers during playtime (see what I did there), so if you’re looking to get the most out of second and third base, get with a catcher.

Outfielder – They are used to covering a lot of ground, which means speed and quickness is very important to them, so slow and steady isn’t in their vocabulary.

Infielder – To do their job right, they have to have excellent hand-eye coordination skills, which can only translate into a great time in bed.

Whether you are an avid baseball fan, or just watch for the tight pants in hopes you could be the reason they get a little tighter, you have to respect the handsome men who play it. While you patiently wait for Spring Training to start, feel free to drool over these diamond studs…I promise, no one will judge you or blame you.

Featured Image via Denver Post

30 COMMENTS

  1. But… Why are they ALL white…? Like, I know there Is at the very least ONE attractive Black, Latino, Asian, Arab, or NON-WHITE player In the MLB!!!! Smdh… You have a number of sponsors for your blog Dear, am I lying? One those sponsors are non-white, or they sure employ person(s) who are non-white. I say all that to say, I’m very sure they wouldn’t mind seeing something ADJACENT to diversity In your post(s). Beloved, do better.

    • Hi Sawyer,

      Like I said in another comment. It is a strictly opinion based article. I’m sorry you didn’t agree with my choices. But you’re more than welcome to make your own list. And to answer your question. No, we do not have sponsors. We’ve created our site and got to where we are by ourselves. Our writers on our site are very diverse and we all have different opinions and views on things. But thank you so much for your feedback. Feel free to read my other articles and give your opinion there.

  2. Hmmmmmm.Maybe these broads fly the Confederate traitor rag when they aren’t ogling sports’ hottest (to them,ALL WHITE) lads.Or maybe they hanker to be the chick taken by the (ALWAYS CAUCASIAN) “Bachelor.” In any case,WAKE UP,GIRLS!!!!!It’s June 25,2015NOT July 6,1953,the day I was born.Guess we handsome black chaps just don’t appeal to you Beckys and Daisys.
    Anyway,bye,bye,babes,and don’t run me over in your newly-purchased General Lee if you see me.(Disclosure:I’m a black Canadian dude,62-July 6,said cover boy handsome,muscular,and a shade beefy-five-nine,201 lb.,18″ cannons {“ARMS,”gals!!!!!!.}

    • Thank you so much for your feedback. I didn’t mean to offend anyone by not including non-caucasian players but just like anything and everything else on the internet it is an opinion. My opinion. The 30 players I included in that list are those who I think are attractive. I get that it may not be the same players everyone else thinks are attractive but that’s okay. It’s an opinion based article. If I truly offended you then write your own list. I’d look forward to reading it.

      Best,
      Melissa

  3. Here are a few you should add to your list: Brian Dozier (Twins), Anthony Rizzo (Cubs), David Robertson (WhiteSox), Mike Trout (Angels), Eric Hosmer (Royals), Mike Moustakas (Royals), Brandon Crawford (Giants) and Josh Reddick (Athletics).

    • Hi Sunny,

      Thanks for your feedback! Those are some great choices and I will admit that a few of those were on my *very* rough draft, (and it was hard narrowing it down) but unfortunately they didn’t make the top 30 for me. But that doesn’t mean they still aren’t good looking! 🙂

      Best,
      Melissa

  4. Hey, Sunny, I’m a Royals fan and I would have put Moose and Hos on the list also. Are these boys getting hotter and hotter, or what? I say boys, because my youngest child is 26! Ha! Every time I see Hosmer playing I just want to reach through the screen and grab him up! But yeah, there are so many hot dudes on the ballfield these days. And those beards!! I love beards! I love baseball, but the eye candy really improves the game!

    • Thank you secretsquirell! Finally someone understands! And yeah, I do have a few regrets on this list, he is definitely one of them. 🙂 Thanks for the support!

  5. Hey,Melissa,I’ve got the perfect job for you.Donald Trump’s press secretary.I’m sure that you share his opinions of dark-skinned folk,judging by this “whitelist.”(Or were you one of the “Honkywood” 2015 and 2016 Academy Awards voters? That’d be another job which would seem right up your KKK alley!!!!)

    • Back again I see. Well I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I, personally, am not a fan of Donald Trump…so therefore I’ll just stick with writing my OPINION pieces. 🙂

      So happy to have you comment a second time, I see my article really stuck with you, so I must be doing something right, right?

  6. I somehow stumbled onto your blog and am so glad I did! what a lovely cotiecllon of photos, that museum is so very lovely. And a music box that plays Amelie, beautiful! That film is one of my very favorites!

  7. Yeah,Melissa,your article stuck with me.Just as the Mar.7,1965 “Black Sunday” beatings,police dog and water hose attacks on peaceful Voting Rights demonstrators in Dallas County,Ala. by fat,greasy,goober “deputies” of even more thuggish Dallas County Sheriff Jim Clark has stuck with me since I was 11.I’m NOT calling you a potentially murderous white supremacist-you’re likely not a bigot or racist and this is a fun list rather than real life anyway,but,still,when your grandmother was an Alabama sharecropper more than a century ago and underwent the brutal apartheid these folk successfully overturned,ANY perceived injustice,now matter how trivial,tends to stick with you.

    • Niggas always be bitching about fairness! Try these things and let me know how things turn out:

      Wake up before noon.
      Shower
      Run a comb thru your nappy hair
      Setup some interviews and go on them
      Get a job
      Stop collecting welfare and food stamps
      And repeat!

      See now you are contributing to society. Now shut your fucking mouth you worthless leach of society!

      • Seems like it is more WHITES on welfare than blacks and Hispanics you worthless piece of dog poop

  8. I think you may have omitted the sexiest stud in MLB, Johnny Giavotella; hunky second baseman of the Angels!

  9. I’ll be 64 next Thursday (my boy Bob “Bobcat” Stephenson will turn 60 Sunday,July 2,as will Bret “Hitman” Hart and pioneering black PRCA cowboy Charles “Charlie” Sampson),but I’ll bet a LOT of ladies would run the bases with me!!!!!(Though in my case,it’d be a slow jog,as I’m 5’9″,205 lb.,brawny and a bit beefy!!!)

  10. Oh,and how ’bout Miguel Montero,since the suddenly crappy Cubs (reverting to type after their World Championship,please try to win another one before 2122,lads!!!!!) released him and the Blue Jays may sign him?

    • Like I’ve told literally everyone else who has commented… it’s an opinion piece…my opinion. I’m sorry you think it came off as racist.

      Best,

      Liss

    • THANK YOU! I appreciate you understanding it. For such a light-hearted and non-serious piece, everyone seems to want to make it all about race… It’s just supposed to be a fun article on the rankings of the hottest baseball players out there… but because my opinion isn’t the popular one I get shit for it. Hahaha. Makes no sense.

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