Puck Me: 30 Breathtaking Hockey Players You Need To See

With the NHL season well underway, I think we should take a moment to appreciate the sport of hockey. Or if you’re a puck bunny, then take a moment to appreciate the good looking men who may or may not still have all of their teeth.

For those of you know don’t know the term ‘puck bunny’, it’s applied almost exclusively to female ice hockey fans, implies that these supporters are ‘inauthentic’, not ‘dedicated’ in their support, and are more interested in the sexual attractiveness of the players rather than the sport itself.

Since football season is dwindling, as everyone’s favorite teams are being eliminated, here’s a countdown to the 30 hotties we can appreciate this winter; for all the puck bunnies out there, you’re very welcome. 😉

30. Name: Niklas Hjalmarsson

Age: 27

Position: Defenseman

Team: Chicago Blackhawks

niklas hjalmarsson

29. Name: David Booth

Age: 30

Position: Left wing

Team: Toronto Maple Leafs

Phoenix Coyotes v Vancouver Canucks

28. Name: Gregory Campbell

Age: 31

Position: Centerman

Team: Boston Bruins

gregory campbell

27. Name: Joffrey Lupul

Age: 31

Position: Left wing

Team: Toronto Maple Leafs

joffrey lupul

26. Name: Adam Henrique

Age: 24

Position: Centerman

Team: New Jersey Devils

adam henrique

25. Name: Johnny Boychuk

Age: 30

Position: Defenseman

Team: New York Islanders

johnny boychuk

24. Name: Jonathan Toews

Age: 26

Position: Centerman

Team: Chicago Blackhawks

jonathan toews

23. Name: Brayden Schenn

Age: 23

Position: Centerman

Team: Philadelphia Flyers

Philadelphia Flyers Headshots for the 2011-2012 NHL Season

22. Name: Roman Josi

Age: 24

Position: Defenseman

Team: Nashville Predators

roman josi

21. Name: Craig Smith

Age: 25

Position: Centerman

Team: Nashville Predators

craig smith

20. Name: Shawn Matthias

Age: 26

Position: Centerman

Team: Vancouver Canucks

shawn matthias

19. Name: Aaron Ekblad

Age: 18

Position: Defenseman

Team: Florida Panthers

aaron ekblad

18. Name: Beau Bennett

Age: 23

Position: Right wing

Team: Pittsburgh Penguins

beau bennett

17. Name: Maxim Lapierre

Age: 29

Position: Centerman

Team: St. Louis Blues

maxim_lapierre

16. Name: Michael Del Zotto

Age: 24

Position: Defenseman

Team: Philadelphia Flyers

michael del zotto

15. Name: Tim Brent

Age: 30

Position: Centerman

Team: Carolina Hurricanes

tim brent

14. Name: Jared Boll

Age: 28

Position: Right wing

Team: Columbus Blue Jackets

jared boll

13. Name: Jonathan Ericsson

Age: 30

Position: Defenseman

Team: Detroit Red Wings

jonathan ericsson

12. Name: Brooks Laich

Age: 31

Position: Centerman

Team: Washington Capitals

brook laich

11. Name: Alex Wennberg

Age: 20

Position: Cetnerman

Team: Columbus Blue Jackets

alex wennberg

10. Name: Andreas Lilja

Age: 39

Position: Defenseman

Team: Philadelphia Flyers

andreas liljas

9. Name: Kris Letang

Age: 27

Position: Defenseman

Team: Pittsburgh Penguins

kris letang

8. Name: Chris VandeVelde

Age: 27

Position: Centerman

Team: Philadelphia Flyers

chris vandevelde

7. Name: David Rundblad

Age: 24

Position: Defenseman

Team: Chicago Blackhawks

David Rundblad

6. Name: Patrick Sharp

Age: 33

Position: Left wing

Team: Chicago Blackhawks

patrick sharp

5. Name: Erik Gudbranson

Age: 22

Position: Defenseman

Team: Florida Panthers

erik gudbranson

4. Name: Marco Scandella

Age: 24

Position: Defenseman

Team: Minnesota Wild

marco scandella

3. Name: Darren Helm

Age: 27

Position: Centerman

Team: Detroit Red Wings

darren helm

2. Name: Eric Brewer

Age: 35

Position: Defenseman

Team: Anaheim Ducks

eric brewer

1. Name: Henrik Lundqvist

Age: 32

Position: Goaltender

Team: New York Rangers

henrik lundqvist

These players positions say a lot more than where they are on the ice, but alludes to how they are in bed, if you know what I mean.

Defenseman – They like sitting back and letting it come to them, so they like a girl who knows how to work it.

Centerman – They put your needs first, so they like making sure their girl is always the one who comes first, in their life. (Pun definitely intended.)

Right wing/Left wing – They know how to work well under pressure and in tight spaces, so they don’t like leaving room for Jesus, at all.

Goaltender – They’re constantly dropping to their knees during their games, so they appreciate a girl who doesn’t mind getting on hers.

Whether you love the sport, or you love the men who play it, you have to admit…they’re extremely good looking. If you’re wondering where you can find a man who looks like that, well ladies, you’ll have to move to either Canada or Sweden, and if that’s too far for you, then take a road trip to the northern states in the US and watch some of these bad boys play. Until then, feel free to gawk and droll over these fine hockey players who are hot as puck.

Featured Image via NHL.com

3 COMMENTS

  1. This was a very good list. Hockey players are the most attractive men of the 4 major sports. As a
    Blackhawks fan I loved seeing Nicklas Hjalmarsson on this list. He is so cute. Also good to see Jonathon Toews, Patrick Sharp ( my favorite) and David Runblad. But I think the list should have had a few more Hawks: Patrick Kane, Duncan Keith, Brent Seabrook and Corey Crawford. Also I would have loved seeing Tyler Seguin, Jamie Benn, Joffrey Lupul, Ryan Kesler, Patrice Bergeron, Carey Price, John Tavares, Claude Giroux, TJ Oshie and Zach Parise make the list. Not complaining about your choices though. Like I said earlier this was a very good list. It is so hard to narrow it down to just 30. So many to choose from.

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