#SidneyCrosbyCheats Is Taking Over Twitter With These Hilarious Tweets

The Stanley Cup finals are heating up: Just ask Logan Couture of the San Jose Sharks. After a Penguins-dominant loss at the Consol Energy Center last night, the Sharks found themselves in a precarious position, down in the series 2 games to none.

Couture’s explanation? “[Crosby] cheats,” he said, referring to Crosby’s faceoff win that set up Conor Sheary’s game-winning overtime goal. “He gets away with that. He’s Sidney Crosby.”

When asked exactly how Crosby does this, Couture responded: “He times them and yet they don’t kick him out for some reason. Probably because of who he is.”

So much for a hard work ethic, relentless practice, and determination. Naturally, hoards of crazed hockey fans immediately took to Twitter, starting this trending hashtag: #SidneyCrosbyCheats.

Here a few of my personal favorite tweets:

  1. Crosby Gets All The Deals.

  • Netflix Knows That Crosby Has His Life Together.

  • Those Breadsticks Are Worth It.

  • Monopoly Is What Prepares You For The Real World.

  • It’s Like Magic!

  • He Cheats At Everything … Doesn’t He?

  • There’s Always Going To Be A Whiner In A Group.

  • This postseason Crosby has a 52.7 percent success rate in the faceoff dot. While Couture won all three of his draws versus Crosby in Game 1, he was only 1-for-4 in last night’s Game 2.

    Move along, Couture — no one likes a sore loser. I think your energy would be best spent focusing on Game 3.

    Featured image via “Sidney Crosby hoists the Cup” by wstera2 / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

    1 COMMENT

    1. I also heard Couture said that Giant Eagle bags Sidney’s groceries for free because he’s Sidney Crosby.

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