14 Thoughts We All Had While Watching The Bachelorette Season Premiere

Avid Bachelor and Bachelorette-watchers know the drill: for those of you who don’t, typically, there’s just one Bachelor or Bachelorette and 20-something prospective partners to choose from. But for whatever reason this season, producers thought it would be a great idea to pick both Britt AND Kaitlyn, former contestants of The Bachelor on Chris Soules‘ season. After a few short hours of wine-induced greetings with the men, the guys get to choose which one they want to be their Bachelorette. Previous Bachelor Sean Lowe even said in a blog post that he thought the idea was “downright degrading” and “just a rating ploy.” So, is the new setup working or not? Here’s 14 thoughts everyone watching “Part 1” of the premiere had:

  1. This is two nights? Are you kidding? I can only afford one lazy night in watching a brain-rotting show and eating ice cream one night a week. Two-night finales are a thing, but we’re not ready for the two-night premiere ordeal.
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  2. Okay, Jonathan’s cute. His kid is cute, too. But I can’t see either of these girls becoming an immediate mother…
  1. This next guy is a law student AND a firefighter? Damn, count me in! Wait, why is he taking all his clothes off? Oh…Kaitlyn made the right call when she said “Britt, you can have this one.”
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  2. This is so awkward. Literally all of these guys are set on one of the girls. Are they all going to run away with the rejectee if the other one gets picked?
  1. Chris Harrison, the host, asks viewers: “Will this be awkward and a bit painful? Sure. But hopefully it will lead to a better chance at love.” Um…I hope that’s not how my love story ends up, but I have to admit I sure am enjoying watching it all go down from my couch.
  1. To Tony, the guy who kissed the plant: so you’re sensitive…and anti-social? Perfect traits for what I’m looking for in a guy! (Not). You’re better off dating Onion Ashley from last season.

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7. Ben Z, fitness coach: You’re inspirational and cute. Clearly the best. Please, please, please, don’t turn out evil. We’re begging you.

8. As the awkward encounters continue, we’re all just hoping somebody gets really drunk and diffuses the tension.

9. Did anyone catch that one of these guys is a “junkyard specialist?” Um…what?

10. Dear Plant-Kisser, giving the exact same line to both women probably wasn’t the best approach.

11. Our wishes have been answered, Ryan is wasted. He announces, “I’m horned up everybody,” “I apologize for nothing,” and “I didn’t do anything wrong, besides being awesome!”
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12. …And then guy in a candy-corn cupcake drives up, with only his head visible. I don’t know what to think of this besides the fact that I’m really glad this just happened. (And he’s actually pretty cute, too).

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13. Then blackout drunk guy tries to fight the sex coach. And then he angrily asks one of the guys, “why am I not raping you right now?” Which is just taking things way too far. This, along with grabbing Kaitlyn’s butt, is enough for Chris Harrison to send him home right then and there. Thank goodness.

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14. Based on the guys that are totally set on Britt and totally set on Kaitlyn, at this point we’re all thinking…

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Looking forward to next week!
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Featured Image via Bustle.

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